the cat always starts purring when we take off our shirts

D :

ugh i just read the absolute worst fucking book ever

CORY DOCTOROW MY ASS COULD WRITE A BOOK WITH MORE PLOT COHESION THAN YOU

ALSO NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT WIRELESS NETWORKS WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU MAKE HALF OF YOUR ~URBAN FANTASY~ NOVEL ABOUT THEM LIKE SERIOUSLY IT WAS TECHNICAL SHIT

ugh, in my own defense, i picked it up from the library without really paying attention.

snugglebitch and i bought a picture of nixon and his family from a thrift store.

they now watch us when we use the toilet.

WELL WE DID NEED TO START DECORATING OK.

FUCK YOU WEGMANS

WHY DON'T YOU MAKE A BIGGER BOTTLE OF HONEY MUSTARD

LIKE FUCK IT

16 OZ IS NOT ENOUGH

ok, so kynn/keeva has been making all this stink lately about how neo_prodigy is a horrible person bc he called some people cunts/nelly fags in now-locked posts from about 2 years ago. This was spurred by the creation of foc_u. neo_prodigy's responses to this have been less than stellar (but really what can expect from a guy who is bff with schoolofsoul).

here is why i think that kynn/keeva is being derailing and manipulative: SHE'S A WHITE LADY

white ladies, no matter how nice they are, don't get to decide what is best for POC in spaces explicitly designed for them. She's gone from having a valid reason to critique (the mod/creator has said mysoginistic/anti-queer things previously) to wailing and gnashing of the teeth about how her concerns have been disregarded. We heard you, we got it, thanks, you've done your part. Now go home and think about your motivations.

On top of this, kynn/keeva has demonstrated a a general inability to get it, over, and over again. See also her participation in the various racefails, which was overall appropriative of POC anger and derailing/childish in general.


whatever, whitey.

Top 50 Txt acronymns parents should know

NIFOC

NALOPKT

FMLTWIA

like everyone else, i also has a dreamwidth.

"So, if the toilet paper roll holder thing fell into the toilet while it was filled with poop, would you rather it be cleaned off and put back or thrown out?"

well, at least she asked?

I am ttly on team britney



i also think that it is HILARIOUS that if you seek amy is her latest single.

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

this is my favorite website! i want to try almost everything on it.

also lol garbage plate representin'

ALSO FUCK I NEED A REAL GARBAGE PLATE SOMETIME AND OMG I WANT TO EAT EVERYTHING

I love these cookies.

AND THEY LOVE ME BACK OMG.

HOUSE IS THE WORST SHOW I'VE EVER SEEN

YOU'D THINK AFTER A FEW YEARS OF THIS SHIT THEY'D PULL IT OFF THE AIR BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Somehow I am always surprised when Rochester is depressing and gray.

I want to move someplace sunny. Any suggestions?

I need moar icons.

Know of any good icon communities?

I've already go this sweet new one from drea.

Also I am wearing the world's most ridiculous short shorts. They are white and have a rainbow stripe and a rhinestone playboy bunny.

So a few days ago shemale and I were unpacking all her shitour room. We ttly found all of her old mix cds from when she was a goth. I made her listen to them. ALL OF THEM. it was perhaps the most loltastic thing ever. She was twisting in shame.




Goth shame should be encouraged.

OMG shemale is moving in next week.

We also found a new apartment! It is smaller and more expensive ($600/month instead of $550/month), but it is in a trendier and safer part of town. Utilities will also probably be cheaper and we won't freeze during the winter. It is also in the middle of everything. Excellent.

1/3 of a mile from a queer bar fuck yeah.

Also I wants a bb. : (

I just threw out a pumpkin that had been hanging out on the porch. We had bought it in mid-october.

omg why the fuck did we let that sit out for almost 6 months. : /